From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Chaunce Hayden's farts stink says blog reader Jasper

Doc,
Been a little while since I checked out the shrine but in lieu of Artie's sad situation I wanted to read your take.To my chagrin I could not get past the first piece with the number one professional Stern hater, Chaunce Hayden. Stern hasn't mentioned this idiot for almost a decade yet here he is at the shrine,as usual,with another silly.totally irrelevant, sickening scoop. Chaunce just can't get over that Howard can't stand him even while Hayden cries,lies,and tries his
pitiful imitations.. He is a loser and a bore and todays story was complete bullshit stemming coming from his bile.
Will anyone, rag or blog, pick this story up besides the Shrine? Seriously doubt it. Howard has told us he is no Adonis but he is the greatest radio personality ever with a gorgeous wife and lot's of money that he earned the old fashioned way. Eat your heart out Chaunce and the one or two rags that print this vacuous crap like it is hot breaking news.Even though it doesn't matter what a radio personality looks like would you really stand behind Hayden's saga? Howard won't sue or call the police like Chaunce, but do you think believe he is bald. I bet you
don't but still it is your top story based on nothing..It makes me think that the real story is the relationship between you guys to the ludicrous point of Chaunce's farts being a Shrine exclusive...I would like to see you come clean and explain how Hayden's anti Stern venom gets any of his garbage printed in the Shrine..Ever turn him down because that would be a story I would love to read...

Regards
Jasper.

PS It is hard to prove a negative but with all the hairdressers from E and make up people from the shows he has been on I think we would know if he was bald. His show also is a teaming multitude of gossip as are ex girlfriends yet we only hear this from one person with no contact nor sources just his own speculation and admitted Stern hatred.Remember he had a crying breakdown when he was rejected for the show and that's around when the hatred started but you would know more about that then I
do..