A reportedly doctored recording of Beyonce Knowles sounding out of tune at a "Today Show" appearance last year, which shock-jock Howard Stern played on his Sirius radio show on Wednesday, is a fake, according to a man who told TMZ he made it.
"It's a little bit crazy. No one in their right mind would sound like that, and no one would cheer for someone singing like that," the unnamed alleged audio-perp told TMZ Wednesday afternoon.
A reportedly doctored recording of Beyonce Knowles sounding out of tune at a "Today Show" appearance last year, which shock-jock Howard Stern played on his Sirius radio show on Wednesday, is a fake, according to a man who told TMZ he made it.
"It's a little bit crazy. No one in their right mind would sound like that, and no one would cheer for someone singing like that," the unnamed alleged audio-perp told TMZ Wednesday afternoon.
HOWARD STERN’S HOWARD TV ON DEMAND PREMIERES NEW ORIGINAL TV SERIES, STRIP BEER PONG
Unique New Concept is a “Take Off” on the Traditional Bar Game - Featuring Mixed Doubles Teams With Rick’s Cabaret Dancers who Show Surprising Competitive Lust
New York, April 22 - Howard Stern is known as a game-changer. Once again, the media icon is pushing the envelope, this time with a twist on a favorite American bar game: Strip Beer Pong. The exclusive new three-part series, created by Stern’s Howard TV On Demand channel, will premiere on Thursday, April 23. The series is hosted by Shuli, a comedian and reporter at Howard 100 News on Sirius XM Radio. In this Howard TV version of a Beer Pong Tournament, Howard Stern Show staff members are paired in teams with adorable dancers from Rick’s Cabaret, who disrobe piece by piece as (or IF) the opposing team scores points.
Over the past few years, Beer Pong has certainly grown in popularity around the country, spawning a National League, online versions, an official website, official Beer Pong tables, numerous blogs and celebrity players. Howard TV’s Strip Beer Pong is an eight-team, single elimination tournament where the winning team receives a cash prize and a one of a kind HTV Strip Beer Pong Trophy. In Strip Beer Pong, official Beer Pong rules apply, except for one crucial detail; three of each team’s cups are pink and dubbed “Strip Cups.”
According to Howard TV executive producer, Doug Z. Goodstein, "We had to find a sport where competitors who lack any athletic ability; a nerdy mumbler, an old man and gorgeous girls could all compete on a level playing field. Howard TV On Demand's Strip Beer Pong fit the bill. It capitalizes on the increasing popularity of Beer Pong but with the added spice that only Howard TV could add. We hope it catches on!”
The competition heats up as the eight teams vie for the trophy. Each team consists of a staff member from the Howard Stern Show – some with questionable sporting ability – and a Rick’s Cabaret dancer, some of whom show enviable athletic prowess. The tournament is accompanied by weighty and serious whispered play-by-play commentators (much like the top golf announcers), actually Host Shuli and some of the players who join him in the broadcast booth, to call opponent’s matches.
Each Howard TV Strip Beer Pong team includes a Howard Stern Show staff member paired with a Rick’s Cabaret stripper as follows:
Jason Kaplan/Rosy (Jason: radio show Segment Producer)
Scott “The Engineer” Salem/Sky (Scott: radio show engineer)
Will Murray/Becky (Will: radio show Segment Producer)
Ronnie “The Limo Driver” Mund/Avalon (Ronnie: Howard's long time limo driver and body guard)
Ralph Cirella/Randi (Ralph: Howard's personal stylist)
Tracey Millman/Mark (Tracey: radio show office manager. As the lone woman staffer, Tracey “requested” to be paired with a male model.)
Steve Brandano/Darien (Steve: radio show associate producer & host of "The Intern Show" that airs on Howard's radio channel)
J.D. Harmeyer/Beverly (J.D.: radio show Media Producer)
As an added attraction for fans, www.howardtv.com has developed a fun, interactive “Virtual Strip Beer Pong Game.” Anyone can log on and play without ever getting a hangover.
Strip Beer Pong is the next chapter of Howard TV’s off beat sports shows. The first one was Bowling Beauties in which bikini-clad ladies competed in high-heeled bowling shoes. It received much acclaim when it premiered in May, 2008.
HOW TO PLAY: Each side of the beer pong table has 10 cups filled (about one-third of the way) with beer and arranged in a triangular form, like bowling pins. If Team A successfully makes a shot (by throwing a ping pong ball) into Team B’s cup, then a member from Team B must drink from that cup. However, Howard TV has added a special twist to the traditional beer pong game: three of each team’s cups are pink “Strip Cups.” If Team A sinks a shot into Team B’s “Strip Cup,” then Team B’s stripper must remove an item of clothing. If one team hits all three “Strip Cups,” the result is the other team’s stripper getting topless. The first team to clear all 10 of their opponent’s cups wins. The losing team is eliminated.
Executive Producer for Strip Beer Pong is Doug Z. Goodstein. Supervising Producer is Mike Gange. Director is Scott DePace. Series Producer is Lee Gerowitz. The series will be available on Howard TV On Demand until the end of May, 2009.
HOWARD STERN’S HOWARD TV ON DEMAND PREMIERES NEW ORIGINAL TV SERIES, STRIP BEER PONG
Unique New Concept is a “Take Off” on the Traditional Bar Game - Featuring Mixed Doubles Teams With Rick’s Cabaret Dancers who Show Surprising Competitive Lust
New York, April 22 - Howard Stern is known as a game-changer. Once again, the media icon is pushing the envelope, this time with a twist on a favorite American bar game: Strip Beer Pong. The exclusive new three-part series, created by Stern’s Howard TV On Demand channel, will premiere on Thursday, April 23. The series is hosted by Shuli, a comedian and reporter at Howard 100 News on Sirius XM Radio. In this Howard TV version of a Beer Pong Tournament, Howard Stern Show staff members are paired in teams with adorable dancers from Rick’s Cabaret, who disrobe piece by piece as (or IF) the opposing team scores points.
Over the past few years, Beer Pong has certainly grown in popularity around the country, spawning a National League, online versions, an official website, official Beer Pong tables, numerous blogs and celebrity players. Howard TV’s Strip Beer Pong is an eight-team, single elimination tournament where the winning team receives a cash prize and a one of a kind HTV Strip Beer Pong Trophy. In Strip Beer Pong, official Beer Pong rules apply, except for one crucial detail; three of each team’s cups are pink and dubbed “Strip Cups.”
According to Howard TV executive producer, Doug Z. Goodstein, "We had to find a sport where competitors who lack any athletic ability; a nerdy mumbler, an old man and gorgeous girls could all compete on a level playing field. Howard TV On Demand's Strip Beer Pong fit the bill. It capitalizes on the increasing popularity of Beer Pong but with the added spice that only Howard TV could add. We hope it catches on!”
The competition heats up as the eight teams vie for the trophy. Each team consists of a staff member from the Howard Stern Show – some with questionable sporting ability – and a Rick’s Cabaret dancer, some of whom show enviable athletic prowess. The tournament is accompanied by weighty and serious whispered play-by-play commentators (much like the top golf announcers), actually Host Shuli and some of the players who join him in the broadcast booth, to call opponent’s matches.
Each Howard TV Strip Beer Pong team includes a Howard Stern Show staff member paired with a Rick’s Cabaret stripper as follows:
Jason Kaplan/Rosy (Jason: radio show Segment Producer)
Scott “The Engineer” Salem/Sky (Scott: radio show engineer)
Will Murray/Becky (Will: radio show Segment Producer)
Ronnie “The Limo Driver” Mund/Avalon (Ronnie: Howard's long time limo driver and body guard)
Ralph Cirella/Randi (Ralph: Howard's personal stylist)
Tracey Millman/Mark (Tracey: radio show office manager. As the lone woman staffer, Tracey “requested” to be paired with a male model.)
Steve Brandano/Darien (Steve: radio show associate producer & host of "The Intern Show" that airs on Howard's radio channel)
J.D. Harmeyer/Beverly (J.D.: radio show Media Producer)
As an added attraction for fans, www.howardtv.com has developed a fun, interactive “Virtual Strip Beer Pong Game.” Anyone can log on and play without ever getting a hangover.
Strip Beer Pong is the next chapter of Howard TV’s off beat sports shows. The first one was Bowling Beauties in which bikini-clad ladies competed in high-heeled bowling shoes. It received much acclaim when it premiered in May, 2008.
HOW TO PLAY: Each side of the beer pong table has 10 cups filled (about one-third of the way) with beer and arranged in a triangular form, like bowling pins. If Team A successfully makes a shot (by throwing a ping pong ball) into Team B’s cup, then a member from Team B must drink from that cup. However, Howard TV has added a special twist to the traditional beer pong game: three of each team’s cups are pink “Strip Cups.” If Team A sinks a shot into Team B’s “Strip Cup,” then Team B’s stripper must remove an item of clothing. If one team hits all three “Strip Cups,” the result is the other team’s stripper getting topless. The first team to clear all 10 of their opponent’s cups wins. The losing team is eliminated.
Executive Producer for Strip Beer Pong is Doug Z. Goodstein. Supervising Producer is Mike Gange. Director is Scott DePace. Series Producer is Lee Gerowitz. The series will be available on Howard TV On Demand until the end of May, 2009.
Blue Iris had a heart attack and is now on life support. From what I understand they will be taking her off of life support tommorow.
Blue Iris has been a good friend to the band. She appeared in our video for "Artie enjoys the Bleeding Deacons" and also had inroduced us at our show. She always had a good time and made everybody laugh. We are going to miss her. I attached a voice mail she left me the day after she introduced us at The Whisky to give you an idea of what a sweet funny lady she has been in case you don't know her.
I added the video of her with us at The Whisky on our video page also http://bleedingdeacons.com/video.html
Blue Iris had a heart attack and is now on life support. From what I understand they will be taking her off of life support tommorow.
Blue Iris has been a good friend to the band. She appeared in our video for "Artie enjoys the Bleeding Deacons" and also had inroduced us at our show. She always had a good time and made everybody laugh. We are going to miss her. I attached a voice mail she left me the day after she introduced us at The Whisky to give you an idea of what a sweet funny lady she has been in case you don't know her.
I added the video of her with us at The Whisky on our video page also http://bleedingdeacons.com/video.html
Back in 2006 Howard and Les Moonves were feuding worse than the Hatfields and McCoys. Les sued Howard for a cool 500-million, and Howard countered by calling Les a snake, and demanding the return of his broadcast tapes. You have to admit, nothing's funnier than watching two narcissistic, megamaniac, eccentric, old, past-their-prime, multi-millionaires square-off. As Howard has said, "I could listen to this all day."
Well, say what you will about Les Moonves, at least he loves his wife Julie more than Howard loves Beth. As everyone knows, when you love someone you want to see them happy. And if that happiness involves sacrificing something that's important to you, then you man-up and do it. That's love, that's never having to say you're sorry. However, Howard won't do it, to Beth at least, as in get her with child, soak her thirsty ovaries with his man-seed. Hey, who knows, maybe Howard could finally be rewarded with a male child, or more likely he's only shooting saw dust. Perhaps the real reason Howard won't have another child is because he can't.
I mean if Howard won't go bareback for love of Beth, at least he could do it for love of himself as expressed by tossing a bone to his loyal fans. Here's how I see it. The fans are fucking goddamn tired of hearing about Beth's child-substitute dog Bianca, and her North Shore Animal League bullshit, hobby-charity. This phoney happy-talk makes us all cringe. It's so transparent. The fans are even more disgusted with being asked for money to support this crap. I mean, fer shizzel, can't billionaire sugar-daddy Stern whip out a check and save us all the gayifying of the show when it metamorphosizes into a fund drive episode of The View? We're sick I tell you, sick.
Today Howard said he doesn't want to be like Imus, and have to chase around a child all day. He doesn't have the energy for this anymore. Niggah please! First off, as everyone knows, especially Hank (fancy way of saying Henry), Howard is already like Imus. Secondly, billionaires don't have to chase their offspring around. that's what illegal immigration is for. Comprende Esse?
The following may be cold, but it's true. Howard still owes the world a few more years of fatherhood for having left "to buy a pack of cigarettes" when his third daughter Ashley was little. Furthermore, if Howard's pre-divorce schedule involved leaving his Old Westbury mansion at 4 am, coming home for dinner, and bedtime by 8 pm, then how did he find time to be a hands-on father?
I think I've made my case.
For Howard Shrine Spews and Views this is I. Humphrey saying, Beth'O take the money and run before you're eggs are all dried up, beyaaaatch!"
Here's a video of Beth Ostrosky being more annoying than Sally Struthers. I bet Beth Ostrosky would look just like Sally Struthers if she were preggers:
What is most disturbing about this video is learning that Beth hates Asians. You'd think someone who wants to have a child would support youth in Asia, and not be against it. Sad, really sad. Just because Asians eat dogs is no reason to take it out on their children. Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about alienating Howard's non existent Asian audience.
Gaijin Howard Stern and Gwai-loh Beth Ostrosky-Stern better be on their guard the next time they dine at Asian restaurant Nobu lest they're served bulldog-negimaki. Word!
